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The Princess and The Bee

Its such a burden knowing that you never have to want for anything!? There seems almost little point in blogging working your ass off for more than most average people earn, as your gonna be richer than God by the end of it, and just use your salary to pay your servant to wipe your arse with the remainder??!!!?


And not that my servant is with me 24/7 ?!! Sometimes I even have to clean my own arse!!?? Thank God for my pearl bidet!? See - even I have to buy regular, day-to-day items too!!?


But I am just a normal person, with normal concerns!? I dont eat gold bullion in platinum sauce - Im just a regular joe!?!! I have to even pay for things sometimes??!! Not my nice house, obviously - but paying for drinks is so expensive in Kensington, its practically rent!!? Not that I pay for them either, obviously?!


And dont forget that things can go wrong for the banks looking after my bullion too!!?? Although theres insurance companies for that type of thing!? By which I mean daddy??!!?


So before you point your fingers at me, and claim I'm just a poor little rich girl, think about this... I even have to do my own blogging!? How lowly is that?!!? I should get a fucking medal!?!

11.1.06 15:17
 


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(11.1.06 15:19)
Who should we forward the medal on to?!


(11.1.06 15:20)
I have no medal, but have my last sweet.


(11.1.06 15:22)
Poor baby. Sometimes life's not fair.


(11.1.06 15:24)
I don't know what's worse - your poor situation, that sweeties are being gotten rid of, or that I don't have a sweetie to give you.


(11.1.06 15:41)
Gold bullion sweeties.


(11.1.06 16:15)
You should hire someone to blog for you.


(11.1.06 16:58)
Pay me!


(11.1.06 17:01)
Rentaghost - I don't think you're smug enough.


(11.1.06 17:07)
I would be better than you'd expect me to be. I'm rather good at writing when I have a mind to be.
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Was that smug enough?


(11.1.06 17:09)
Yes but it was too well punctuated!?


(11.1.06 17:09)
Not at all smug enough for me, sorry.


(11.1.06 17:18)
Your really annyoying me now i think i'll go and play with my iPod, OK???!!!


(11.1.06 17:20)
I've got one of those now. What I don't have is a great big f-off house in a flash part of town. I take it you have?


(11.1.06 17:29)
Its rude to talk about that kind of thing and anyway i have lots of houses in town.


(11.1.06 17:30)
That's more like it. Now drop hints about them all over the place and you should be fine.


(11.1.06 17:35)
how come you know so much about it anyway?!!!?


(11.1.06 17:37)
Huh?


(11.1.06 17:46)
Sorry, I just got carried away there by the pathos I have found in this character. I think I'll go and have a little lie down now.


(11.1.06 17:48)
Ah. I see. Yes, well, good start, my friend!


(12.1.06 10:04)
Where did you go, Queener??!!


(12.1.06 14:29)
This is in context now. I love you stench, but you're a very naughty boy.


(12.1.06 14:31)
Ha hahahahhahahah. I love you too.


(12.1.06 15:19)
For unconnected and joyous events.


(12.1.06 16:05)
Much obliged, ladies x


(13.1.06 09:18)
Have a sweetie?!? But don't forget to follow it with a week-long carrot binge?!!?


(13.1.06 09:35)
You naughty boy. Just as well you aren't blinking on Friday.
Shame, really.


(13.1.06 11:34)
Bless 20six for keeping me grounded. And do come to blinks stench - I'll buy you one. Pink champagne is it??
As for the rest of your comments - I'm smug? Queener?? Maybe, but if you have read my blog for a while you'll know that finally feeling happy has been hard work and a long time coming!! Anyway, I'm sorry if it caused offense; the entry really wasn't meant to. Sometimes I don't think and I assume my diary is read by my friends - my mistake.
PS. Heather?? I'm shocked. I didn't know you disliked me so much... my monkeys heart will break!!?


(13.1.06 11:45)
Isn't smug like totally the BEST word ???!!!???


(13.1.06 11:45)
Ever!!!????!!


(13.1.06 12:05)
The stupid thing is, right, I didn't realise this was taking the piss?!!!


(13.1.06 12:10)
I know..
(bless you) x


(13.1.06 12:12)
I'm going to go and freak out now.


(13.1.06 12:57)
Daisy, it's not a question of like or dislike - after all I don't know you - I found the parody to be funny and that's all. I also found a certain monkey to be funny - I had no idea until now who that was.


(13.1.06 13:22)
Monkey?


(13.1.06 13:57)
Silly: Knitted Monkey maybe?


(13.1.06 14:36)
monkey?


(13.1.06 15:28)
Daisy - thank you for the unexpected sweetie. I shalln't be attending blinks I'm afraid, so the champers will have to go on ice. One thing though - as you knew that your entry would ruffle feathers, but claimed that you didn't 'give a fuck' what people thought, why did you remove it ? Stand your ground!


(13.1.06 15:47)
I can't be bothered with anarchy anymore I'm afraid... nor did I wish to offend anyone. Better to let it go x

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