Its such a burden knowing that you never have to want for anything!? There seems almost little point in blogging working your ass off for more than most average people earn, as your gonna be richer than God by the end of it, and just use your salary to pay your servant to wipe your arse with the remainder??!!!?
And not that my servant is with me 24/7 ?!! Sometimes I even have to clean my own arse!!?? Thank God for my pearl bidet!? See - even I have to buy regular, day-to-day items too!!?
But I am just a normal person, with normal concerns!? I dont eat gold bullion in platinum sauce - Im just a regular joe!?!! I have to even pay for things sometimes??!! Not my nice house, obviously - but paying for drinks is so expensive in Kensington, its practically rent!!? Not that I pay for them either, obviously?!
And dont forget that things can go wrong for the banks looking after my bullion too!!?? Although theres insurance companies for that type of thing!? By which I mean daddy??!!?
So before you point your fingers at me, and claim I'm just a poor little rich girl, think about this... I even have to do my own blogging!? How lowly is that?!!? I should get a fucking medal!?!