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So, it's coming to that time on 20Cliques when people are excitedly panicking and jumping ship; but not before some make half-arsed attempts at bestowing some recognition on members of their immediate peer group. However, it seems to me that there have been some fairly obvious omissions from the current run of 'awards'; so allow us here at the Stench Academy to suggest (by which I mean impose) a few extra categories. Although I can't be bothered with all this tedious mucking about with requesting nominations, and actually collecting votes - so we're cutting straight to the winners :


The Wrong End Of The Stick Award
This is a toughie. There was this multiple suckering. Although a very recent new entry into this category is MJ-hereandnow here, which must win for the simple reason that surely no-one would miss the joke - but evidently someone did.


The Sycophant Award
...goes to Knobber ;o)


The Stooping To Bringing Someone's Baby Into A Petty Dispute Seemingly Entirely Concocted In Their Own Head, Whilst Disabling Comments Award
...goes to thumped.


Oh. It appears to have been taken down. Not like it was in bad taste, or anything.


The Should Blog More Often Award
...goes to Beso.


The Visceral Award
...goes to Splurge.


The Who I Would Most Like To See With An Eyepatch, A Wooden Leg, And A Parrot Upon Shoulder, Steering The Ship Award
...goes to Norah.


The Can't Be Bothered To Write An More Of This Entry Award
...goes to me.


Opinions on this entirely arbitrary post are welcome. On someone else's blog.

24.1.06 12:06
 


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(24.1.06 13:53)
I'm in line to win fuck all again. Great.


(24.1.06 13:53)
You want to gouge my eye out, cut off my leg and expose me to bird flu?


(24.1.06 13:55)
'Lad - I may nominate you for the Has The UserName 'sillylad' Award. But I'm warning you now, you might not even win that.
Splog - aaarrr.


(24.1.06 13:57)
What about me?


(24.1.06 13:57)
Oh. Can't I win the most licky award? Please?


(24.1.06 13:57)
Is this like the Golden Raspberry Awards?


(24.1.06 14:00)
(".) ;-) :0
C'maaaan. I lick the most and you know it.


(24.1.06 14:03)
(".) ;-) :0
C'maaaan. I lick the most and you know it.


(24.1.06 14:03)
I clearly forgot to mention that this is entirely non-negotiable. Although I'm awarding the Purplish Award to Heather, and the Inflatable Mat Kinda Thing Award to licky Lilo. But there are to be no more, or I shall have to take back the Sycophant Award, and give it to myself.


(24.1.06 14:05)
who knew there was a word that described Knobber so well


(24.1.06 14:09)
what's a purplish award?


(24.1.06 14:11)
Where are the categories for gratuitious wab mentions/money shots and flouncing out threatening to leave, only to return the next day blogs?


(24.1.06 14:12)
Oops - a couple of massive oversights there.


(24.1.06 14:13)
Blog slag?


(24.1.06 14:30)
love the blog. ;-)


(24.1.06 14:39)
I'm not sure I've ever seen a money shot on 20six. Have I?


(24.1.06 15:28)
Woo! Do I fucking win something?
Do I?
Sorry that's not very gracious, is it?
I'd like to thank the little baby Jesus, McCain Oven Chips and panty girdles for all their unwavering support.
Now - what do I win?


(24.1.06 16:15)
You win a statuette of the baby Jesus, wearing panty girdles, carved from a McCain Oven Chip. Well done!


(24.1.06 16:33)
I'd like one of those statuettes. What does one have to do to get one?


(24.1.06 16:44)
They have to smell of egg, like wot I do.


(24.1.06 16:52)
Mmmmm egg.


(24.1.06 17:02)
Oh Beso, you have to pretend to be so glam and smell of egg when you just smell of wee like the rest of us.


(24.1.06 18:15)
Where the flying smubbery fuck is my award?


(24.1.06 18:20)
By the way - have I told you just how edgy and dangerous your picture makes you look?


(24.1.06 18:45)
Did you think so, solis? I think he looks quite fit.


(24.1.06 18:57)
Of course. I'm a thrilling young man.

And sorry Solis. I definitely have an Unholy Queen Bitch Award lying round here somewhere.


(24.1.06 19:02)
God bless you, Stench.
Does it come with a crown? I'd like one with a good smug fit.


(25.1.06 11:02)
I ought to have the 'Splurted Coffee All Over The Monitor The Most Times Award', I really should.
There should be warnings before Heather's comments, there really, really should.


(25.1.06 14:21)
Can you presents the oscars? I might watch it then.


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Valium (21.12.11 09:54)
What a pleasant YouTube video it is! Amazing, I loved it, and I am sharing this YouTube record with all my mates. Valium

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