Hey guys. Phwew! Busy few months. Don't worry though - I'm still around. I've just been spending lots of time with my Great Mate. Here are just a few of the things I've been up to :
- Went fishing yesterday. It is great the way God provides! I would have caught no fish normally; but with God guiding my line, I caught twelve. Which is exactly how many disciples there were! God is always in the detail.
- Went for a bike ride with Jesus a few weeks ago. Ha ha, I bet some of you think that Jesus was literally riding a bike with me! Well, in many ways He was. He is always with me, guiding what I do. And He parted the clouds, just like He did the Red Sea. Well, obviously it was Moses that parted the Red Sea. But on Jesus's say-so, no doubt. Anyway, the weather was beautiful, and I saw some rabbits in a field. Isn't nature wonderful ?
- I took my mother's cow to market, and swapped them for some Jesus Beans. My mother got angry, and threw them out of the window. "How could you swap Bessie for some fucking Jesus Beans, you stupid cunt ?" she bellowed. When she looked out of the window the following morning, and saw a massive mile-high Saviour reaching up to the clouds, boy was her face red!
Oops, gotta run now. And I haven't had time to tell you how bringing Jesus to bed with me has really improved married life in a certain department recently! Wow. Anyway, catch you guys around. And don't forget, even when I don't seem to be around, it doesn't mean I don't love you. And it doesn't mean that Jesus don't either! Take care!
