So, Amnesty are calling for bloggers to take a stand against censorship, following imprisonment and possibly torture of a few bloggers cocksure enough to assume that they have freedom of expression in such states as Iran and China.
Though taking a stand in order to be ungagged is certainly commendable, these web journals are hardly about to win any awards, are they ? If these so-called bloggers hope to win the Zoo award for blogging, they'd better get off that soapbox and start soaping up. These weekly mag pioneers have scholastically identified the ingredients of an essential award-winning blog :
So you think you've got some funny jokes or stories? Or do you have loads of sexy pics or videos, or links to them? Or perhaps you are a sexy model who wants to entertain the ZOO world with your own pics, vids and stories?
After all, what is freedom of expression if not the freedom to impel a horde of Carling-swilling football-loving townies to bat one out over a picture of your chebs ?